Finally, truth in advertising.
Save everyone some time.
The Walking Red Flag T-Shirt is for people who've given up on wearing the mask and decided to lead with honesty.
Why waste three dates when you can reveal your damage upfront? It's called efficiency, people.
Looking for the perfect gift for your sh*tty ex?
Or maybe a super lazy Halloween costume? Maybe you want to attract chaos and repel stability when you hit the bars. Consider this a public service announcement with sleeves.
This shirt does the hard work for you — no more pretending you have your sh*t together or that you're "working on yourself." Sometimes the red flags are the most interesting part anyway.
Wear your dysfunction with pride and watch as the right kind of wrong people gravitate toward you like a magnet. Made from premium Bella Canvas cotton that's softer than your boundaries and more reliable than your dating history. Comfortable enough for all-day wear, whether you're ruining someone's life, shopping for produce at Walmart, or just making other questionable life choices.
Product Features: 

Brutally honest slogan: "WALKING RED FLAG" (warning label included)
Bella Canvas 3001 material
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (premium quality for premium problems)
Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape (structured, unlike your relationships)
Retail fit with tear-away label (let people rub you the wrong way, not your clothes)
Detailed printing for maximum impact (subtlety is overrated)

Perfect For: 

Gifting to exes (hey, they deserve to know what you really think)
Halloween costume (minimal effort, maximum accuracy) 
Hitting da clurb (talk about an instant ice breaker)
Embracing your villain era (because f*ck it, nothing matters these days anyway)

Care Instructions: 

Unlike your ex in the bedroom, this shirt won't shrink or fade.
Machine wash cold (like your heart) and tumble dry low.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean