Finally, truth in advertising. Save everyone some time. The Walking Red Flag T-Shirt is for people who've given up on wearing the mask and decided to lead with honesty. Why waste three dates when you can reveal your damage upfront? It's called efficiency, people. Looking for the perfect gift for your sh*tty ex? Maybe you want to attract chaos and repel stability when you hit the bars.
 
Consider this a public service announcement with sleeves. This shirt does the hard work for you — no more pretending you have your sh*t together or that you're "working on yourself." Sometimes the red flags are the most interesting part anyway.
 
Wear your dysfunction with pride and watch as the right kind of wrong people gravitate toward you like a magnet. Made from premium Bella Canvas cotton that's softer than your boundaries and more reliable than your dating history.
 
Comfortable enough for all-day wear, whether you're ruining someone's life, shopping for produce at Walmart, or just making other questionable life choices.
 
 
Perfect for:- Gifting to exes (hey, they deserve to know what you really think)
- Hitting da clurb (talk about an instant ice breaker)
- Embracing your villain era (because f*ck it, nothing matters anymore these days anyway)