Some people choose violence. You advertise it.
 
The FAFO T-Shirt is for people who are exactly one minor inconvenience away from absolutely losing it. Whether it's the state of the world, your soul-crushing job, a recent loss or breakup, or perimenopause turning your brain into a rage-filled hornets' nest — this shirt is your official public service announcement.
 
You're giving people the courtesy of a heads-up. Most people would just snap without warning, but you? You're practically a saint for advertising your current mental state. It's called emotional intelligence, and frankly, everyone should take notes.
 
Perfect for grocery store trips when men tell you to "smile more," work meetings where Gary suggests "circling back," or family dinners where someone inevitably brings up politics, this shirt does the talking so you don't have to explain why your eye is twitching.
 
Made from premium Bella Canvas cotton that can handle the stress sweat of barely contained fury. Soft enough for comfort during your rage spirals, durable enough to survive whatever breakdown is coming next.
 
Perfect for:
- Anyone one step away from a public meltdown
- Perimenopause warriors armed with zero patience
- People surviving on spite and caffeine
- Warning the general public about your current state
- Anyone whose "fine" means "completely unhinged"