Exhaustion never looked this good.
The Dead Tired Tank is your badge of honor for surviving on caffeine, chaos, and questionable life choices. Made for the people who understand that sometimes "beast mode" means dragging yourself to Target, and "no days off" refers to your anxiety, not your workout routine.  
Whether you’re dragging yourself to the gym, zombie-walking through errands, or just too tired to argue, this shirt does the talking for you.
Crafted from premium Bella Canvas jersey material that moves with you (whether that's lunges or just reaching for the remote). It’s soft, breathable, and lightweight — perfect for layering under hoodies, wearing solo on hot days, or collapsing in after an all-nighter. 
Wear it to yoga, Pilates, weight training, spin, or literally any activity that feels like punishment for being alive. 
Minimalist design, maximum mood.
Unlike cheesy “rise and grind” workout gear, this tank doesn’t lie. You’re tired. You’re over it. And somehow, you’re still showing up.



 
XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL




Width, in
16.26
18.23
20.24
22.24
24.25
26.22


Length, in
25.98
26.97
27.99
28.98
30.00
30.98


Arm opening, in
9.50
10.12
10.75
11.63
12.50
13.37


Size tolerance, in
1.00
1.00
1.00
1.00
1.00
1.00





Product features:
- Honest workout slogan: "DEAD TIRED" (no fake motivation here)
- Bella Canvas 3011 unisex jersey tank (premium comfort for premium exhaustion)
- Available in multiple colors to match your level of give-a-f*cks
- Side seams for flattering fit (even when you're not feeling it)
- Self-fabric binding for durability (built to last through your fitness phases)
- Lightweight, moisture-wicking fabric (handles everything from workouts and hangovers to meat sweats and existential crises)
- True-to-size unisex fit (because one size fits none is a lie)


Care instructions
- Machine wash warm (max 40C / 105F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed (honestly, not even sure what this is, but you do you)
- Tumble dry medium (just like your energy levels)
- Iron or steam medium heat (if you care, which… lol)
- Do not dry clean (as if you're the type of person who dry cleans athleisure *eyeroll*)