Nothing says “I toooootally care” like offering up thoughts and prayers. This tote takes this empty platitude and turns it into a fashion statement. Minimalist, sharp, and a little bit savage — it’s the perfect accessory for anyone who laughs through the pain. Crafted from 100% cotton, this bag is sturdy enough to lug groceries, books, or the collective weight of insincere condolences. Unlike “thoughts and prayers,” it actually does something: it carries your stuff, it’s reusable, and it makes a point. Looking for a gift? Forget the sympathy card. This tote is a dark humor condolence that lands — ideal for friends, coworkers, or anyone who’s done with meaningless phrases. Product Features: - Dark humor slogan: “Thoughts & Prayers” - 100% cotton fabric built to last (unlike those empty promises) - Reinforced stitching on handles (stronger than someone’s follow-through) - Flat corners for a clean look (because messy words won’t cut it) - Lightweight and reusable (a practical upgrade from performative concern) Care Instructions: Hand wash only. Air dry — like those “good intentions” that never materialized.


Thoughts & Prayers Tote Bag - Dark Humor Gift Idea, Funny Sarcastic, Reusable Eco-Friendly, Snarky