Unlike your boozy aunt, this tote knows when to shut up. It’s got the taped-up skull, the eye roll baked right in, and enough space to haul whatever chaos you’re carrying around. Books, snacks, emotional support water bottle — this bag isn’t here to judge. But it probably will anyway. Made from 100% polyester, it’s tougher than your last situationship and wipes clean when life gets messy. Strong handles, boxed corners, down to stash all your incredibly unwise vices. And your emergency crucifix.
Say Less Tote Bag, Playful Skull, Humor Tote, Gift for Friends, Kids
- Dark Humor: “Say Less” skull design
- 100% polyester body (handles even your heaviest emotional baggage)
- Reinforced handles (because you have enough disasters to deal with)
- Boxed corners (more room for bad decisions)
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning (duh)
- Pretreat visible stains with stain remover (don't mess up - ask your mom first)
- Clean the inside with warm water and laundry detergent using a terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush (see? you're a team player)
- Let the bag air dry (like that beta you left on read)