Deadass tired. Deadass broke. Still deadass hauling your life around. Donkey’s down for the count like you on Sunday morning. Big enough to stash your books, snacks, emotional support iced coffee, and all the other crap you swore you weren’t taking on today. Made from 100% polyester, it’s more solid than your last relationship (and will defo last longer, too). Strong handles, boxed corners, built to handle your baggage without complaining (unlike your stupid ex).
Deadass Donkey Tote Bag, Dark Humor Gift Idea, Funny, Sarcastic Design
- Dark Humor: “Dead Ass” donkey design
- 100% polyester body (takes a beating, unlike you)
- Reinforced handles (because someone has to carry this weight)
- Boxed corners (room for snacks, regrets, and receipts)
- Empty it first (yes, even your half-melted gum pack)
- Pretreat stains (apparently the blood of your enemies isn’t easily washable)
- Clean with warm water + detergent using a washcloth or brush (shockingly easy)
- Air dry (like your mascara after the tears)