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Exhaustion looks good on you. The Dead Tired Tote Bag is for anyone permanently running on fumes — from grief, burnout, or just the daily grind. This isn’t just a tote; it’s a middle finger to toxic positivity. With bold minimalist text and a wink of dark humor, it says what you’re really thinking: “Yes, I’m tired. Yes, I’m still alive. Barely.”

 

Finally, a grief gift that doesn’t suck. Skip the cheesy platitudes and casseroles — this tote actually gets a laugh. Perfect for friends who cope with loss through sarcasm, or anyone who thrives on gallows humor.

 

Made from 100% durable cotton with reinforced handles, it’s practical enough for groceries, books, or all the damage you’re carrying. Lightweight, reusable, and eco-friendly — because even those of us dead inside still care about the planet.

Dead Tired Tote Bag - Dark Humor Grocery & Shopping Bag, Funny Sarcastic Gift

$27.95Price
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  • - Dark humor slogan: “Dead Tired”

    - 100% polyester so it's sturdy (like you used to be)

    - Reinforced stitching on handles (for carrying all that emotional baggage)

    - Flat corners for a clean look (perfect to wipe your mascara off with)

    - Lightweight, eco-friendly, reusable (too bad you can’t recycle people)

  • - Hand wash only

    - Air dry flat.

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