Exhaustion looks good on you. The Dead Tired Tote Bag is for anyone permanently running on fumes — from grief, burnout, or just the daily grind. This isn’t just a tote; it’s a middle finger to toxic positivity. With bold minimalist text and a wink of dark humor, it says what you’re really thinking: “Yes, I’m tired. Yes, I’m still alive. Barely.” Finally, a grief gift that doesn’t suck. Skip the cheesy platitudes and casseroles — this tote actually gets a laugh. Perfect for friends who cope with loss through sarcasm, or anyone who thrives on gallows humor. Made from 100% durable cotton with reinforced handles, it’s practical enough for groceries, books, or all the damage you’re carrying. Lightweight, reusable, and eco-friendly — because even those of us dead inside still care about the planet. Product Features: - Dark humor slogan: “Dead Tired” - 100% cotton, soft and sturdy (like you used to be) - Reinforced stitching on handles (for carrying all that emotional baggage) - Flat corners for a clean look (perfect to wipe your mascara off with) - Lightweight, eco-friendly, reusable (too bad you can’t recycle people) Care Instructions: Hand wash only. Air dry flat.


Dead Tired Tote Bag - Dark Humor Cotton Grocery & Shopping Bag,  Funny Sarcastic Gift for Friends Who Grieve with Laughter